So I learned today that electric can openers have little magnets in the top that apparently hold on to the lid while the can is being opened.  And get this — apparently you’re supposed to take the stuff out of the can before you put it in the microwave because I guess metal and microwaves don’t go together.  I wonder why they don’t put this kind of stuff of the labels.  I mean, good thing I’m a genious and I figured that out before I could have killed myself.