So I talked to my stalker today, but it turns out that he only wanted to ask for directions to my house. I was a little disappointed, but I like to keep tabs on him anways. So far, here’s what I know:

- He has a bunny named Roxy (irony at it’s finest, as I used to have a Dutch bunny named Roxy, named after my surfboard)

- His favorite thing from Taco Bell is the grilled stuffed chicken burrito

- The bulge in his pocket is actually from the plastic bag that he wants to suffocate me with
So umm yea, that’s about all I know.

I therefore encourage all the young ladies out there to get to know your stalkers, so they can find you better. No one likes a party pooper.