This is probably the first Halloween that was a complete disaster.  First, I dropped almost a couple hundred on this custom-made Greek [hoochie] goddess outfit.  But the lady made the dress too short, kind of to the length of a t-shirt…she also made it one size too small which was Ok, but it only accentuated the fact that the dress was so short that half of Hampton Roads would have seen my ass.  When I called the lady up she was like ” Just wear panty hose, no one will notice” but yea, like sheer stocking are going to hide anything.

So after my sister forbid me to wear it, I opted to wear this French maid costume that I bought last year and never wore.  Problem with this one is that I dropped a few pounds over the last year, which in turn caused the costume to drop off of me.  I had to use like 30 safety pins to permanently attach the thing to the corset underneath which was uncomfortable as hell.  At lease Capone’s outfit fit him, he just went as Hugh Hefner with his little captain hat and silk bathrobe.
So the Sat. before Halloween I had, like, 3 parties I had to be at and I ended up getting completely plastered to where Scott had to carry me out to the car.  I’m pretty sure I flashed a few people too, so let’s just see how long it takes for those to get on the Internet.  That was the night I decided that I’m never drinking again (and I’m not even 21 yet).

On actual Halloween night I didn’t even dress up, me and a group of friends just went to Keagan’s where my sister bartends.  What sucks the most is that I had to work that night so I was there for about 2 hours before I had to leave.  Earlier that night I forgot to buy candy so all these little kids were coming to the door looking for candy.  All I had handy were airplane bottles of Captain Morgan and some birth control pills — but hey, at least it’s something.  I don’t see you giving back to the community.

So anyways, that’s the story of my shitty Halloween.

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