My phrase last week was “sexual chocolate” — I have no idea where I heard it from or why I had such an urge to repeat it and linger on the laughter and dirty looks. I though it was something like chocolate that you use during, um, relations, but it appears that I was sooooo wrong as there are many meanings:

Meaning 1: A band in the movie “Coming to America”

Sexual Chocolate is the name of a Melbourne, AU cover band that performs in night clubs, not to be confused with the name of Eddie Murphy’s band in the 1988 movie “Coming to America” that performed Whitney Houston’s single “Greatest Love of All.”

Meaning 2: A song by Cee-lo with the following chorus:

They call it the – sexual chocolate
Eh, good God y’all – sexual chocolate
Ho, take it easy now – sexual chocolate
Hey, eh-eyyyy now now – sexual chocolate
Oooh, and they call it the – sexual chocolate
Ho, good God y’all – sexual chocolate
Huh, take it easy now – sexual chocolate
Ahhhh-hah hah-ahhhh-ahhhh – sexual chocolate

Meaning 3: A 60′s and 70′s term used to describe gay, black men.

Meaning 4: What this guy from Sparrows Point, Maryland calls himself on MySpace

Meaning 5: Something like 2girls1cup.com  (sorry, no link because it’s against our TOS)

Meaning 6: A sexy person dipped in chocolate

“Give me a piece of that sexual chocolate!”

However, The definition that won the prize was given quite bluntly on urbandictionary.com as  “chocolate that happens to be sexual

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Thank you, urbandictionary.com, for being so politically correct in a time of crisis.

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